Bill Gates To Bail Out Greece

Greece’s ailing economy will soon be dealt a welcome reprieve from its tumultuous disposition. Bill Gates, the world’s highest net worth individual, has come to the aid of the economically-battered country in a bid to resolve the crisis.

Greece requires a 53.5 billion euros (R742.13 billion) bailout. Gates, in a gracious gesture, will pay the required amount in two installments. Gates has a net worth of $79.3 billion (R1097.27 billion), comfortably affording him the opportunity to pay the amount.

He said that he loves the olives produced in the country. He would be extremely saddened if olives could no longer be exported from Greece to the US.

“Greek salad is a highly sought after indulgence in the Gates household. We have a preference for olives produced in Greece, and a Greek salad just won’t be a Greek salad without Greek olives. That would be tragic”.