DISCLAIMER

• Roobish is a satirical news blog. All articles posted on this blog is fictional and sourced from the overly imaginative mind of the editor.  
• We do not intend to be offensive, insensitive nor condescending toward anyone fictitious or otherwise.
• Names and descriptions of people are fictitious except for those of public figures, who are the subject of satire. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental.
• The fluctuation of oil prices is not as a result of anything posted on this blog.