Thursday 6 August 2015

Bad Teeth Leads Dentist To Shoot Lion

In an effort to explain why he hunted and killed famous lion, Cecil; American dentist, Walter Palmer released the following statement to the press:

"Dentistry is a tough job, especially when one has to deal with horrible teeth on a daily basis. I was driven close to insanity on a few occasions. " explained Palmer.

"Unfortunately the last appointment I had to deal with led me to kill a lion.

"I would normally just leave early, find a sunny spot in our garden and take my mind off such stressful matters by losing myself in a good crime novel. But my last appointment was so distressing that I was pushed to shoot a lion in Africa". 










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